Arctic Monkeys In Oscar Triumph.

Sheffield superstars the Arctic Monkeys have continued their rise to world domination - by cleaning up at this years Academy Award ceremony!

The band went home carrying awards for best supporting actress, editing, best adapted screenplay, best feature documentory, best animated short, makeup, cinematography, best picture and an honorary award for services to the film industry.

The band themselves, who were all on the fucking dole this time last year, were said to be 'delighted' with the haul. Frontman Ricky Wilson told us 'It's really nice to be recognised like this, but we're not letting it go to our heads. We're all about keeping it real, you know?' The interview then came to an abrupt end as Ricky's crown was slipping over his eyes and he kept tripping over his mink coat.

The incredible rise of the Arctic Monkeys has been one of the most exciting stories in British music history, as in the space of six months they've been propelled from Pot-Noodle munching doleite scum to the greatest band in the history of the universe, via instant classics such as 'I Like Kebabs', 'Shagging Birds Is Reet Good' and the immortal 'Our Lass Din't 'Ave Me Dinner On't Table When I Come 'Ome, So I Give 'Er A Slap, Innit?'.

The band are now hotly tipped to win the Nobel Prize For Physics in Oslo this December.